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  • The highest scoring FFL score in history

    LFGFFF Even JTB liked it!

  • JRAV-19: The New Virus on Fashwet’s Doorstep

    With the advent of COVID-19, the globe has been embracing a pandemic. Pandemics have not been seen in the U.S. as far back as ten whole years. Even though we’ve gained much insight into communicable disease, there is a dormant virus that makes the demographic of Fashwet especially vulnerable. That virus is the JRAV-19. How…

  • Commissioner DeSimone’s Draft Grades

    The Never Give Ups Best Pick: All Worst Pick: N/A Before we get started, let’s just take a moment to appreciate what I’ve accomplished over the last four years: 2017 – won FFL championship 2016 – regular season title (lost in semis) 2015 – won FFL championship 2014 – regular season title (lost in semis, fuck Jay Cutler) No, but JTB’s…

  • Opinion: G.O.A.T Today, Gone Tomorrow

    Around 7 p.m. today, Commissioner DeSimone held a rare press conference hosted by Facebook to discuss the upcoming Fashwet World Series matchup with JTB. The conference, which was scheduled to begin at 6:40 p.m, was delayed and nearly cancelled. The reason? Because of JTB. Inevitably, this abhorrent delay and subsequent conference would prove to be…

  • Commissioner DeSimone’s Draft Grades

    Social Justice Warriors Best Pick: All Worst Pick: N/A Let’s take a second to look at what I’ve accomplished on my historic run over the last three years: 2014 – 10-3 (No. 1 overall seed) 2015 – 10-3 (won FFL championship) 2016 – 11-2 (No. 1 overall seed) Just, wow. And after yet another perfect draft, I’m…

  • The Top 10 TR’s in Fashwet History

    Inspired by JTB’s Trade Grades, I decided to do a little research and rank the top ten TR’s in the history of Fashwet. Here we go! 10) Fashwet Football League (2015) JTB receives: QB Andrew Luck and WR Brandin Cooks Matt receives: QB Philip Rivers and TE Travis Kelce Tuesday, Bloody Tuesday – none of us will…

  • JTB’s Trade Grades

    Welcome to JTB’s Trade Grades!  As the trade deadline approaches, I would like to take this time to grade all season-to-date Fashwet League Baseball (FLB) trades in chronological order.  In the interest of being PC, the R word will NOT be used in this review. Wednesday April 12th – LBB trades Dylan Bundy to BB…

  • FashNews Not FakeNews

    It’s time we open the blog. If you want to be an author, please message me, Jay or James. Guidelines: Please refrain from using full names or last names. This is for fun. That’s it.

  • Fashwet’s 2017 MLB Predictions

    Jimmy D AL East: Boston Red Sox AL Central: Cleveland Indians AL West: Houston Astros AL WC: Texas Rangers, Seattle Mariners NL East: New York Mets NL Central: Chicago Cubs NL West: Los Angeles Dodgers NL WC: Washington Nationals, Colorado Rockies World Series: Houston Astros vs. New York Mets (winner) AL MVP: Mookie Betts AL Cy Young:…

  • Commissioner DeSimone’s Draft Grades

    BH to the Rizzo Best Pick: Anthony Rizzo (2) Worst Pick: N/A Oops, I did it again! Anthony Rizzo in the second round?! Boy, you guys are bad. My offense (Harper, Rizzo, Bogaerts, Freeman, Sanchez, Schwarber, Bregman, Benintendi, Desmond) is by far the best and deepest in the league and my pitching staff is loaded…